Speaking of logic, do you think comedian George Carlin is logical? Read some of his thoughts on the state of our world and judge for yourself here. I don't agree with everyone of his takes, but lots of them. (sent to me by FH5 today - good stuff, thanks). ...
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Subject: George Carlin's philosophy
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> >> > Agree with his "philosophy" or not, he IS funny!!
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> >> >
> >> > THE TRUTH BE KNOWN!!!!!
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> >> > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
> >> >
> >> > I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
> >> >
> >> > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
> >midlevel
> >> > governmental functionary with a bad
> >> > comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out
> >babies.
> >> >
> >> > I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> >> >
> >> > I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T
or
> >> > Marilyn Manson sang.
> >> >
> >> > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
> >> >
> >> > I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
> >> >
> >> > I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
> >> >
> >> > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it
in
> >> > English.
> >> >
> >> > I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
> unpopular
> >> > opinions or actions.
> >> >
> >> > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
> >> >
> >> > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
> >than
> >> > working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill
> to
> >> > put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun
to
> be
> >> > enlightened.
> >> >
> >> > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods,
just
> >> > leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
> >> >
> >> > My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.
Quinn,
> >> > Medicine Woman.
> >> >
> >> > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
> >> >
> >> > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
> >> >
> >> > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts
now,
> >> > when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
> >> >
> >> > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
years
> in
> >> > the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
> >witches
> >> > or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so
> >shut-the-f----up
> >> > already.
> >> >
> >> > I want to know which church is it exactly wherethe Reverend Jesse
> >Jackson
> >> > preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part
of
> >> > the problem and not the solution.
> >> >
> >> > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> >> > running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your
> >> > ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you
are.
> >> >
> >> > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
want
> >you
> >> > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
> for
> >> > the next four years.
> >> >
> >> > I hate those *******s standing in the intersections trying to sell
me
> >crap
> >> > or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their
> >> > cause. These people should be targets.
> >> >
> >> > I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your
license
> >> > should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until
you
> >> > promise to never delay the rest of us again. [my favorite! - RT]
> >> >
> >> > I think beef jerky could quite possibly be theperfect food.
> >> >
> >> > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two
> >> > parents.
> >> >
> >> > I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
> don't
> >> > pretend they are a political statement.
> >> >
> >> > I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
> >> >
> >> > I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
> >> > mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
> >> >
> >> > If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
> >> >
> >> > If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you
know.
> >> >
> >> > We need our country back!